me n my plant gf
- me: bby ur hand is so thin
- her: that me leaf
So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA
i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space
Hard day at bird school
That is fantastic life advice.
Lemony Snicket doesn’t give a damn fuck